- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats a movie? A moving picture.

Pianos.

my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

knock knock go away!!!

When were in a zombie apocalypse I will make sure to save you for 40 days and then I will sacrifice you

What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

ewrg

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

Whats black, dead, and hangs from a tree in my backyard? Your Mom

what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

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