- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

catastrophic anthropogenic global warming

what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year old's? I am twenty one and prefer older ladies as I find them more experienced and mature.

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

Who gave Miley Cyrus her new haircut? Hellen Keller

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

Do you know what's hilarious? Not rape.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

Hey! You wanna' hear a joke? Black Freedom

What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

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