- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

My wife told me that I should see things from a woman's point of view. So I looked out the kitchen window.

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

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Black Ops? That sounds illegal. Anyway, what do you mean you are a employee only? I mean if you where a fed, you would either be on the top, or be an employee no?

Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

How did the woman get pregnant? She was thrown into a pool filled with semen.

One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

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