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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

Why is a cookie like a jellyfish? Because it has no bones. (Contributed by my 4-year old boy)

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

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What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

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