- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

Why couldn't Suzie ride the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

Good job, son.

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

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The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

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