- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

Knock Knock. Who's There? A Banana. The middle aged man opened the door, prepared to distribute candy to the trick or treaters.

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

What is 33 + 1? Penis

Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

What does greg and Ian have in common?

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

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