- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

SHUT UP JP

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

Its behind you like if you looked behind

Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

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