- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

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