YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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What did the gay man die of? Obesity.

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A lion and a cheetah raced each other and the cheetah won Lion: "man you're a cheetah!" Cheetah: "no you're lion!" Then the cheetah tears off the lions head and feeds it to their babies

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what did the black women name her child jamaal

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How do you make 5 lbs of fat look good? Draw a smiley face on it.

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What is worse then 10 babes nailed to a tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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What store adopted the dog ? The Pound

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Boy: "But I don't wanna visit Grandma!" Mother: "Shut up and keep digging."

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mark is life

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A Man, a chicken and a horse walk in to a bar and sit down at the stools near the jukebox. The jukebox is playing Love Me Tender. The Bartender notices the man pull something from his pocket and hand it to the chicken who takes it in her beak and then turns to the horse and passes it to him. "What'll it be?" says the Bartender. "methamphetamines", says the horse ironically.

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ROSES ARE RED FRIENDS ARE FRIENDS, NO MUTUAL FRIEND, WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU TRYING TO ADD ME ON FACEBOOK BITCH!

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Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

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W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

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whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

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Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

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what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

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Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

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Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

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Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

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A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

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Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

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Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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