What store adopted the dog ? The Pound

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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ROSES ARE RED FRIENDS ARE FRIENDS, NO MUTUAL FRIEND, WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU TRYING TO ADD ME ON FACEBOOK BITCH!

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mark is life

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A lion and a cheetah raced each other and the cheetah won Lion: "man you're a cheetah!" Cheetah: "no you're lion!" Then the cheetah tears off the lions head and feeds it to their babies

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What did the gay man die of? Obesity.

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Boy: "But I don't wanna visit Grandma!" Mother: "Shut up and keep digging."

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A Man, a chicken and a horse walk in to a bar and sit down at the stools near the jukebox. The jukebox is playing Love Me Tender. The Bartender notices the man pull something from his pocket and hand it to the chicken who takes it in her beak and then turns to the horse and passes it to him. "What'll it be?" says the Bartender. "methamphetamines", says the horse ironically.

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What is worse then 10 babes nailed to a tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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what did the black women name her child jamaal

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Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

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what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

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Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

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How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

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What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

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What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

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Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

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What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

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If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

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Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

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