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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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