I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

i had a black friend once......just kidding

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: *silence* Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

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