A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

rent a cops

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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