- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: silence Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

i had a black friend once......just kidding

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

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