- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

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