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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

why did the zebra cross the road?

Immigration Laws

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? Many things could be worse than that, from the less severe e.g. Finding half a worm in the apple you're eating to the more severe, such as the total collapse of civilization.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

Why couldn't the kid get into see the pairate movie? It was rated PG-13 and he was only 11. Plus he had no money and his mother didnt want him watching movies like that.

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

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