Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

how do you boil oil? add b to oil

when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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