- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? Billy was a loaf of bread.

What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

one stop shop

How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

Wear a Mario costume What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

Women's rights.

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What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

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