- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? No.

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

Reading the Terms and Conditions

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

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Women's rights

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

Human race: Let's play hide and seek! BOEING MH370: K faggotz :P

What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

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