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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

Q: How did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: How did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was taped on to the first one!

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Sarah Palin.

How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Q: You and a thousand other people are suddenly bursting in flames at a park, there is a big barrel of water just a few steps away from you, what do you do in order to save the people that truly matter? A: Stop drop and roll, duh!

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