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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did Tom bought a new sweeper? A : because his grandma fired their maid

When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

A man is standing on the street corner waiting for the bus. As it pulls up he steps on and pays his fare while he whistles to his iPod.

Do you know whats a joke? Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement, especially an amusing story with a punch line.

My aunt always said slow and steady wins the race She died in a fire

What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

q. a whale walks into a bar. The bartender asks"why are you wailling?" A. I my 3 year-old son died.

what happens when an Indian walks into a bar? they realize they found there way home

Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

A: Did you know that cashews come from a fruit? B: Not really. This is an interesting fact. Any other facts you have? A: yes ("A" was lying)

My favorite color is Ham. And I can count to Potato.

How did the fat guy survive the air crash? He was he was astronomically and improbably lucky.

Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

What do you call 100 black men at the bottom of the ocean? A scuba group because during these hot summer months they like to cool off and go scuba diving.

A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

Why did Susie fell off the swings? Because she didn't have any arms or legs.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

how many Amish men does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but the likelihood of an Amish man needing to change a lightbulb is very slim.

What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

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