It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

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What has four legs one head but only one foot? A dog that was born with physical deformities.

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So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

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Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

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Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

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The declaration of Independence was singed in? Pen.

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Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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Why did the bakery run out of the business? They weren't making enough dough

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What do you call a fish without gills? Dead

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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why was the boy crying? cause an elephant tusked him up the ass

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a bunch of guys did cocain for the first time. they later died from a drug over dose.

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What looks like Micheal Jackson but isn't Micheal Jackson A black guy

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Q: What is black, white and red all over? A: Interracial sex during the time which the bible has decreed as abhoration.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because his hands were amputated.

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What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

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Why couldn't the little kid get to sleep? His dog was on fire

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Why am i so sexy? Because a dog raised me.

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What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

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Boy: Why'd the chicken cross the road Mom: I don't know go ask the chicken

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A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

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There is a tree. its still there. your still reading this, i dont know why, ok im getting sick of writing something that isnt even funny

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Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama all found a magical lamp. The Genie appeared and said, "I will grant one wish for all of you, and one wish only." Bill wished to become president. The other two thought that would be pretty cool and did the same. (ic3)

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Why did the chicken cross the road Why? Because his house was burning down on the other side

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