David walks into a bar. Someone shoots him. Now hes dead.

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whats black and hangs from my tree my neighbor

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Ps: Its "Cain" again, just for matters of security here, how did he install power wires under the basement? How are you even able to use your computer over there?

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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What's green, has 4 legs and can kill you if lands on your head? a pool table.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Who pooped in my garden?

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A plane filled with English tourists is on it's way from Holland to Spain. It crashes in France. Where are the surviors buried? Survivors aren't buried.

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Why was the baby crying? Because it was on fire.

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What type of jobs do black people have? That depends entirely on their qualifications and suitability to the relevant role.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Who, what, when, why, how, where, and which? Your Honor, i think my client would like to plead guilty.

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You know what's funny? You got AIDs

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A Jew, a black man and a Christian enter a bar. Black people werent allowed in at the time so he was escorted out. The Jew And Christian have a blast and the time of their lives that night.

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I hate it when people dont finish there sen

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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Why wasn't the little boy allowed to get a dog? Because the orphanage he lives at doesn't allow dogs.

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Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

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Why did the Fly die? Cause it died the average life span is 30 days.

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1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

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knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

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blargen fa-diddle nachen!

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I mustache you a question. But I'll shave it for later.

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Double-whammy

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