- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

kennah campion... being nice

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

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What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

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