I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

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Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

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What's the difference between a blonde and a microwave? If you don't know the difference you need a psychiatrist.

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Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

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A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

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Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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NEVER

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What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

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What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

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There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

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What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

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- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

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Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

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A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

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A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

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what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

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the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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