- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

What did the Japanese kid get for his birthday? Nothing, his gifts were washed away.

did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

Two fish are sitting in a tank. One says, "I'll man the guns. You drive."

What is life? Paul.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

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