hy did the boy cross the road? to jump of the bridge on the other side.

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A man walks into the bathroom. He dumps cat shit all over the floor

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What do a tree and I have in common? We would both be mad if we got turned into paper.

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Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense?....

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

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What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

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Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

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Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

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What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

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One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

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Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

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your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

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Why was 2 afraid of 81? Because seven eight nine.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

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Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

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1+1=2

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What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

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1+2 = 6

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What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

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what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

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There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

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How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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