- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

A preschool teacher told his class to draw a squirrel. One child proceeds to break into tears. The teacher says "what's wrong Johnny?" Johnny said "my whole family was slaughtered by a gang of squirrels!" this upset the teacher

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