yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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