What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

What did the guy day to the other guy with an afro on his head? You look like a guy with an afro on his head.

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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