How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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