your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

What's 9 + 10 19

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

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A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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