- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

What is not a car park? Clash of clans

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

What do you call a white duck? A quacker

a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

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