- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, I am Colorblind...FML

Your mom is so fat that her every day life if a struggle and she has to get gastric bypass surgery or else she is going to die

Knock Knock F*ck of I'm watching p0rn

It takes a minute to know somebody, an hour to fall in love, but a lifetime to forget. Once, my mom forgot me at Disney World.

I admit I don't know what the future holds, but one thing I know for sure is that... Lance Armstrong has only one ball.

Q: why did the dog fall down the stairs? A: Because I pushed him down.

What do you do when a blonde takes the pin out of a grenade and throws it at you? Take cover as there is a person close to you wielding an active grenade.

Why did the black person jump the fences? because he was in a relay race.

on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

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