What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

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What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

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would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

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What's brown and slimy? brown slime

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

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Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

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A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

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Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

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what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

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Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

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so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

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Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

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knock knock who's there ?

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What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

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You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

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Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

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2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

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knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

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what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

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Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

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What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

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Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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