What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

How did the woman get pregnant? She was thrown into a pool filled with semen.

went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

why did the zebra cross the road?

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

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