- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

why do mexicans get made fun of

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

How does a black guy die? Unknown

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

why was kade sad? he shit himself

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

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