- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

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What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

Things to do get an A on my test win my hockey game become immortal well that escalated quickly

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

knock knock no no you go now i clean

Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

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