- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

Male leadership.

What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!$$$$bOoBiEs

Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

(two firefighters are climbing an undersea mountain in Brazil) Why do elephants fear the natural causes of silver icecream cones? Because the cars in the parking garage jump the moon while doing jumping jacks.

A man walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "What'll you have?" The man replies "Surprise me." The bartender proceeds to mix cyanide with the mans drink and loses his bartending license and goes to prison for murdering a customer.

Q: What Did Alakazam Use To Listen Gangnam Style? A: He Used Psybeam.

Why did the black man bleed to death? He was stabbed, but he bled to death because his doctor had just prescribed him some blood-thinners for his serious headaches.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesnt rhyme And your entire family died trying to fly to your house for Christmas. They crashed into a orpanage for death children. There were no survivors.

a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are stranded at sea,the brunette swims 1 quarter of the way to shore, gets tired and drowns.The redhead swims 3 quarters of the way to shore, gets tired and drowns. The blonde swims half the way to shore, gets tired and swims back.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it has no legs.

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