how do you confuse a blonde? ask if she wants a cake...then rape her

jimmy walked into a bar, then walked out crying and all desperate seeing his wife cheating on him with another guy sitting in the bar. he jumped in front of a bus and was taken to the hospital. He died due serious injuries. Turns out that it wasn't his wife but her twin sister that neither jimmy nor his wife was aware of her existence.

How do you get someone to paid attention to etys You don't, there is no such thing as retys

Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

every cloud has a silver lining

Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

The bears will win the Super Bowl

How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

jess always squints her eyes when making a point

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on?

Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

Why did the hipster get burned? Because he was a volunteer fireman.

What do you call an Ex-Penn State coach who is anal to young boys? - Strict

dat shoe shine tho

How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

Why was the little boy sad Because he has depression from his father beating him over and over every time he comes home from school...

what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

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