whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

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knock knock come in !

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

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How did poor Miss Suzy get her poor little baby to stop crying? She cut off its head, burned its body, and sacrificed its ashes in a bizarre Satanic ritual that involved having sex with a heifer. (Miss Suzy was a Satanist priestess.)

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What's up? Your time.

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The queen having a shit

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It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

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What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

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They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

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Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

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Turkeys are obese

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

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You know what helps with back pain? If you lick my butt hole.

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Why did the young boy fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome.

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How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

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Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

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Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

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Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

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What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

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What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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