What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

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Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

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Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

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what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

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don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

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Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

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your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

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Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

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What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

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Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

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what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

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This is an anti-joke.

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How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

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your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

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Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

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I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

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Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

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What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Anti Joke

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