- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

why was kade sad? he shit himself

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

How did the black person die? Of old age

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

Communism hehe xd

Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

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