- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

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What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

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