In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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A man works at a Doritos factory hes worked there for a few weeks and hes made the most Doritos in his line now and the head of the company gives him a promotion he now runs his own line a few months later the head of the company bob comes back to him and promoted him again to now our friend Carl is head of the Factory about two years later bob comes to Carl and hes promoted to head of the east coast he is head of 27 Factories about a decade later bob asks Carl if when he retires Carl will take over the company and he accepts bobs offer 23 years pass and bob retires Carl is the new head of the company so he is about like 65 at this point and he wants some wine so him and his buddies go for some wine Dan says Carl this lines two long so they decide to have some soda and then Jason says this lines longer then the last one so Aiden says to Carl why don't we go get some punch so they all got into line but there was no punch line a.w. j.p.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, my dick is hard, and it's cumming for you.

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roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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Knock Knock. In about 10 seconds you'll be trespassing on my property, I suggest you leave immediately. Your suppose to say who's there.

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Why did the black person jump the fences? because he was in a relay race.

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Your mom is so fat that her every day life if a struggle and she has to get gastric bypass surgery or else she is going to die

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It takes a minute to know somebody, an hour to fall in love, but a lifetime to forget. Once, my mom forgot me at Disney World.

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I admit I don't know what the future holds, but one thing I know for sure is that... Lance Armstrong has only one ball.

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What do you do when a blonde takes the pin out of a grenade and throws it at you? Take cover as there is a person close to you wielding an active grenade.

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what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

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Q: why did the dog fall down the stairs? A: Because I pushed him down.

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Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, I am Colorblind...FML

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Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

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why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

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It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

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What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

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A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

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What is green and slow Grass.

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

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A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

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two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

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I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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