Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

A guy at a baseball game....

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: *silence* Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

Whats the definition of not winning? Charlie sheen losing custody of his son because he is a coked out, old man douche bag, who only gets told what he wants to hear because he forks out lots of money to gold digging hookers.

knock knock, whos there? the bum bum boys ready to dance :) ``~ ``sms

A black man logs on to facebook. He checks his news feed then logs off

did you hear about the fly on the toilet? i heard he got pissed off!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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