- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a bike and a human have in common they are both objects

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

Golf.

Knock knock It's open, come in

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

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