a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

what this: b a dead one of these: p

How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

What did Reed read? A. Read?

You should read the Terms of Service.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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