An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

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Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

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What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

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I used to be an adventurer, but then I decided to retire.

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What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

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Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

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Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

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Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

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Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

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What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

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wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

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Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

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why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

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a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

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what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

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What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

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Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

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What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

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Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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