Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

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Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

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Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

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What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

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what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

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Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

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Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

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why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

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I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

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What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

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What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

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Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

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why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice

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A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

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Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

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woman's rights

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What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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