Women's rights

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Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

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Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

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Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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What do you call a person who drinks beer a lot? Alcohol abuser.

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Why couldn't the black man be an astronaut? He was not qualified for the Job

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get surgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

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Where do cows go on the weekends? The slaughterhouse.

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What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

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Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

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The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

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What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

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Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

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I have a dirty joke. Poop.

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A frog and a toad eat a pie and then realize it is weird and then die.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs on the doorstep? The Diabetes man

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

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What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at rhymming you have nice boobs

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When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

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joe galasso from plainview ny

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So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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